Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel a poodle and a rooster.

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Cocker spaniel jokes. Have a few laughs reading jim zim s favorite dog jokes. A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town which he planned to visit on his vacation. What happens when you cross a rooster a cocker spaniel and a poodle you get a cockerpoodledoo.

The owners of seven cocker spaniel puppies and their mother have been left utterly heartbroken after the dogs were stolen by callous thieves during a burglary. So are cocker spaniels smart. So there s this guy who can never say anything right.

One of the jokes i remember a friend telling me when i was a kid. For obedience and working intelligence the english cocker spaniel is the 20th smartest dog breed whereas the american cocker spaniel is the 23rd most intelligent. One day dad sent his 5 year old sun to the store for a cocker spaniel butter and a bucket.

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He goes to the pet store with the intention of buying a cocker spaniel but when he walks up to the store clerk he says do you have a cock for sale. So he goes to the pet store and says i need a cockitspanket a what a. Very funny dog jokes and puns.

The litter of black puppies which. A woman brought a very limp cocker spaniel to the veterinarian. He walks inside and says to the lady at the counter i d like that cock and spank it in the window.

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Yes both the american and english cocker spaniels are highly intelligent dogs according to canine psychologist stanley coren. Collection of the best jokes and puns. Dad sends his boy to store.

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